HAVE YOU EVER…
( ) smoked a cigarette
(x) been tipsy
( ) been drunk, 100% juice!
( ) been high
( ) done drugs
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) madeout with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car......No, but I did get a speeding ticket. 
( ) stole a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted...... Take a guess!

(x) been fired.....Gonna be Sunday night.  Wooo!
(x) been in a fist fight.....6th grade, David Something was his name and it ended with me kneeing him in the nuts.
(x) snuck out of my parent's house..... This happened all the time, there really are too many reasons to list. 
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back.... The Suck.
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend......Ouch. Yeah.
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) been to Europe
(x) skipped school......This happened up to the very last day of college.  Because I'm awesome.
(x) slept with a co-worker...... ...........Yeah.  Ahem.  Yeah. 
( ) seen someone die
(x) had a crush on one of your online friends .....This is getting scandalous.
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane....Just about every summer.
( ) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposefully set a part of myself on fire.....Not exactly, but I did have my hair set on fire in chem lab.
(x) eaten Sushi......Surprisingly good stuff!
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone in person from the internet
( ) been moshing at a concert
( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers......God yeah.  I should just get it in liquid form through IV
(x) love someone or miss someone right now..... It's not so bad, really, but there is the potential to be so. 
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by...... Then it rained. 
(x) made a snow angel.......Dumbest idea I've ever had, considering my low cold tolerance.
(x) had a tea party..... With my non-existent friends.
(x) flown a kite.......Into the ground because it really is harder than it looks, as Megan pointed out.
(x) built a sand castle..... Atlantic City 2005.  Best beach memory ever. 
(x) gone puddle jumping..... I didn't mean to, but that's what happens when you're short and almost drown.
(x) played dress up..... I thoroughly regret not dressing up in costume this last Halloween.  Booooo. 
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves....... This really isn't as fun as everyone makes it out to be.
( ) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game.......I always cheat!
(x) been lonely......Hm.  No kidding.
(x) fallen asleep at work/school........This is even worse when you're actually DRIVING the bus.  P-line, Sutter Hospital stop around noon-thirty.
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set......There are pictures.
( ) felt an earthquake....... Nah.  I sleep through all of them apparently.
(x) touched a snake..........It was white and yellow. 
(x) slept beneath the stars....... Another one of the dumbest ideas I've ever had........ except when it was in the car with the sunroof open.
(x) been tickled......I don't particularly enjoy this either.
(x) been robbed..........AND I saw her biking on the stolen goods while I was sitting on the stupid A-Line.
(x) been misunderstood.........Jesus, all the time.  Why do you think I'm where I am now?
(x) petted a reindeer/goat......Anna had a pet goat... until our neighbors stole it and cooked it for their dinner. 
(x) won a contest.....My work of art won the Duck Stamp contest in 4th grade.  That was fabulous.
(x) ran a red light..........More times than I'd like to admit, but they were ALL UNINTENTIONAL. 
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident..........This was totally my fault.  And this is also why Vicky almost died. 
(x) had braces.........I miss them dearly.
(x) felt like an outcast.........I still AM.
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night........This isn't too hard to do. 
(x) had deja vu.......Just now, actually.
(x) danced in the moonlight.......And now if only someone would do this WITH me... 
(x) hated the way you look........I still DO. 
( ) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced/table........Why do you think I took the 24C's on Thursday?
(x) questioned your heart.........That's what this summer was all about.
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes.........They can be sweet and endearing.
(x) squished barefoot through the mud.....Another one of the dumbest ideas I've ever had.
(x) been lost......How do you think I got where I am now?
(x) been to the opposite side of the country.........And loved it so much that I decided to move there permanently.
(x) swam in the ocean.......It was nice until I got hives.
(x) felt like dying.......... I think I actually succeeded once or twice.
(x) cried yourself to sleep.........Two nights ago, actually.
(x) played cops and robbers.........I always hated this game.  Because I always lost.
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.......This is why the countsheet is as obnoxious as it is.
(x) sung karaoke........SUNG karaoke?
(x) paid for a meal with only coins...........Yep. Those day-old bagels are a steal.
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't........Uh huh.  Nuff said. 
( ) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.........This hurt a LOT.
( ) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain........This may be the reason why I'm plagued with pneumonia every year.
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus......They MADE you do this in elementary school.
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about.......  =)
(x) blown bubbles.......Supe retreat!!!
(x) made a bonfire on the beach.........This was so much fun!  Thanks to Nate and Vivian.
( ) crashed a party
( ) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true..........  =)
(x) worn pearls..........Thanks, Mr. Kimpo!
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed penis in class.............Not in CLASS.
(x) ate dog/cat food.......WHAT?  I have to make sure it won't kill Milo. 
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them..........He said it first. 
( ) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower......How embarassing.
(x) have a little black dress.........Mmmm.  I have three......
(x) had a dream that you married someone........I married Will in my dream.  It was beautiful.
(x) glued your hand to something.......My other hand.
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes...........L (14/16) white tee-shirt I'm wearing now came from the boys' section in Target.
(x) been a cheerleader......Anna can tell you how much she hated me when this happened.
(x) sat on a roof top..............And almost plummetted to my death.
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs............This hurt, in more ways than one.
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more then 6 hours...........About five, and that's close enough.
(x) stayed up all night..........Hm.  ....Yeah.
( ) didn’t take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree.....Yum.
(x) climbed a tree........LIVED in a tree.
( ) had a tree house....Too poor for the actual house though. 
( ) are scared to watch scary movies
(x) believe in ghosts.........They really do exist.
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say.........That was high school, every day. 
( ) gone streaking......One of my many fantasies.
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken.........Sure.
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on..........This was exciting stuff.
(x) been told your beautiful/hot/pretty by a complete stranger..........Very flattering!   
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused...........Sad really. 
( ) caught a fish then ate it
(x) watched porn.....Lake Tahoe, end of summer 2004. 
( ) made porn........Another one of my many fantasies......
(x) caught a butterfly.......Our yard was their main hang-out.
(x) laughed so hard you cried............Going to do so right now.  FANTASTIC trout-beating story.
(x) cried so hard you laughed........You know it's bad when you reach this point.
( ) been so drunk you threw up
( ) been so drunk you peed yourself
(x) mooned/flashed someone........Yep, Anna when she wanted to know if I was wearing her bra.
( ) had someone moon/flash you
( ) cheated on a test
(x) have a Britney Spears CD..........Almost, if not all of them.
(x) forgotten someone’s name...........SORRY!
(x) slept naked............. Mmmm. 
( ) French braided someone’s hair.......I tried and failed.  This made me a lesser woman.
( ) grown a beard

• "For where thou art, there is the world itself, and where thou art not, desolation."
  
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• "The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before."
• "Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose."
• "If I love you this much, and I'm not the one for you, then the one for you will be everything I am and everything I am not."

• "There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought."
• "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."
  

• "Look around, choose your own ground; for long you live and high you fly and smiles you give and tears you cry, and all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be"
• "Life was so much easier when  your clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties."

• "We can do no great things, only small things with great love." 
  

• "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."